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this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2026
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If you're so attractive that all four women at a table would hit on you, and you're the kind of person who would contact them afterwards, then you're probably used to having a lot of easy sex, anyways.
It wouldn't surprise me if he really just expected this would likely end in him having a multiple-partner experience, maybe even up to him with all four women.
Edit: Holy shit. Lots of people downvoting the obvious truth. That's a pathetic abuse of downvote, and a pathetic admission of your own deficiencies. Also, please note that I block people who abuse downvotes as a matter of course.
I had you up voted and switched to down vote just to make you angry. :-P
I'm not taking character assessments from somebody who complains about downvotes lmao
Downvoting because I think your comment is projecting your insecurities onto everyone else here.
Yeah, the reason I'm downvoting you is totally because I don't casually pick up fivesomes without even trying, and that apparently makes me deficient somehow.
Go ahead and block me, I don't give a fuck.
I'm ugly as fuck with a short dick but luckily I have a great sense of humor.
It's not always about being attractive.
You know what they say: it looks like an inch but it smells like a foot.
True as that is, you actually have to show off that humor to get numbers. This guy just did what he regularly does at his job. I actually feel bad for him because he probably deserved a better tip instead of 4 phone numbers.
Lets also not forget that this may have been considered quite creepy if the genders were reversed and the server did nothing beyond serving to imply interest.
You're assuming they didn't tip him.
Seriously, why would someone leave their phone number and then not tip well? That'd just set yourself up for failure.
No i assume they did, but i could also see someone thinking "I'll just tip 10% cause my number is easily worth another 5%, if he wants to complain thats a good reason to text me."
You’re literally making up a reason to be mad at them though.
As a woman that’s been in those situations, those dudes never tip and they don’t just leave s number. They harass.
You really do 🤣
The only comment I've ever faved is you explaining scissoring to some German guy.
Aaaah comment not found, but what did it say! now i really want to see that apparently amazing comment about scissoring. :D
Truly the Shakespeare of our times
Your first paragraph is not unreasonable. Your second one is kinda crazy. Let me be the one to break it to you that conventional 'hotness' is not positively correlated with having group sex.
I mean, sure, it's an "obvious truth" to you when you block the 4/5ths of people who disagree.
I don't block people who disagree. I block people who abuse downvotes. Downvote does not mean "disagree," and if you use it like that, then you are abusing downvotes. Perhaps you are unaware, but comment downvotes, like all of the content data on the fediverse, are public information.
People who disagree and express it via their comments without downvoting are fine normal humans whose comments at least have the chance of adding value to the world.
People who downvote a simple truth because they don't like it, or who downvote to meme, are people who add no value to the world, and so blocking them only increases the signal-to-noise ratio. I strongly encourage everybody to look up the people who downvoted that comment and block them all.
What a fucking crybaby. There, that's public information too.
People who complain about getting downvoted and announce that they block anyone who downvotes them and encourage others to do the same add no value to the world.
No one fucking cares!
They do though. Lemmy would be much better if people wouldn't downvote when they disagree. They are signaling that they don't want to know about inconvenient opinions. That silences open and honest conversations.
Not really. Lemmy would be much better if people stopped complaining about getting downvoted though.
You're looking for the worst possible interpretation in what's a positive interaction and you complain about downvotes? Could you be right? Sure. Does it matter? Not really, this is some lightheartes entertainment on the Fediverse. So don't get your knickers in a twist over some downvotes.
You are talking to the wrong crowd. Most of these users are incels. You are spot on my guy.
That's what an incel would say. Because they havem't experienced wholesomeness.
You think getting downvored is wholesome?
The incel part is taking a fun, flirty interaction and making it completely porn brained. I don’t know any group of women who would go out and try to gang bang a server, lmao.
What not what i was taking about. I was commenting on the other commentor. Noting about the post.