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[–] 9 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Boyfriend: "I want more adventurous sex!"

Girlfriend: "Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?"

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  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I don't fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.

    I fold the laundry because I'm the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn't worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.

    I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house

    Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy

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