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[–] -5 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Nah man. If you hate how it comes naturally, then you don't actually like it.

But I'm a middle aged woman, so I think the 'male gaze' and its judgemental subjugation can fuck all the way off.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I don't care what you think your qualifications are. These three things are true: I love my girlfriend, I am sexually attracted to my girlfriend, I hate pubes. Whatever you think is irrelevant.

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  • [+] -7 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    "I love you... But only when you go through extra effort to modify yourself for me."

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

    When did I say that?

    I hate pubes because I don't like hair near my mouth in general. I don't ask my girlfriend to shave, she does it because she sees my own reaction when a beard hair gets in my mouth.

    Like I said, blanket generalizations are inherently deceitful.

    Edit: I used deceitful incorrectly. There is no intent to deceive. It may be deceitful, it may be unintentionally misleading. There is nuance here.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    If a beard hair getting in your mouth isn't a strong enough reason for you to shave your beard, then it's not a deal breaker/ you don't hate it.

    I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that your feelings between your own hairs and hers are similar.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Hold on, what?

    If a beard hair getting in your mouth isn't a strong enough reason for you to shave your beard, then it's not a deal breaker/ you don't hate it.

    This is a ridiculous statement. Disliking an aspect of something and putting up with it for other reasons is such a natural thing it makes me wonder if you've ever styled yourself in any other capacity than troglodyte.

    For example my girlfriend likes my beard. So I keep it. Because she likes it. You see how that works, cave person?

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