Hold on, what?

If a beard hair getting in your mouth isn't a strong enough reason for you to shave your beard, then it's not a deal breaker/ you don't hate it.

This is a ridiculous statement. Disliking an aspect of something and putting up with it for other reasons is such a natural thing it makes me wonder if you've ever styled yourself in any other capacity than troglodyte.

For example my girlfriend likes my beard. So I keep it. Because she likes it. You see how that works, cave person?