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Rough date (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did she jump on top or just leave the lights on?

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god's loophole until morning.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Oh man soaking in god’s loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like...maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it'd been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny's. Idk you just had to be there. I don't kiss and tell. I'm a gentleman.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell.

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