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[-] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 13 points 1 week ago

We discovered plastics, which pretty much is a miracle chemicle, they're mostly not even that harmful unless you make a gigaton of it and just kind of dump it absolutely everywhere

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Glares in microplastics in my balls

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

glares at microplastics in his balls

[-] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If they turn see-through then you have too much micro plastic content in them I think.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

That's a different issue, ballsack plasticity

[-] Ferroto@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

they’re mostly not even that harmful unless you make a gigaton of it and just kind of dump it absolutely everywhere

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

First there was just cheese. Then we refined that cheese into plastics. Because cheese is just a mere handful of polymers away from plastic. And you wonder why you get constipated when you eat too much cheese....

Then we got better and developed celluloid to make exploding billiard balls and false teeth from. It also got used to make pocket knife handles because you could make the most beautiful tortoise shell handles and Mother of Pearl, (the tortoises and oysters were very happy about that). And colored handles were bright and vibrant and stayed that way. But the off gassing would often rust the blades to dust in short order.

Today, we have a thousand different plastic formulations for a thousand different uses. And it's everywhere from soda bottles and cell phones, to cars, airplanes, artificial hips, and rocket ships. And even your balls.

It's a brave new plastic world.

[-] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

I do like cheese

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