You know the one. The dumb joke you chuckled at that now just comes out unbidden at random times.

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[–] 24 points 3 months ago (5 children)

"What's brown and sticky?"

"A stick."

This one's been doing the rounds in my family for as long as I can remember.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    That's a good one. I heard that the same time as my personal favorite

    "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

    spoiler"Because it was dead"

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 months ago

    Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree?

    spoiler___it was stapled to the first.

    Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree?

    spoiler___peer pressure

    Why'd the lemur fall out of the tree?

    spoiler___thought it was a monkey.

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