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Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more. (lemmy.world)

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I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

She doesn’t have enough introspection to form a concept like “what if,” she’s still hung up on “why am I, the main character, experiencing any bad things at all.”

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