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[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 26 minutes ago)

I mean. They are just not going hard enough. If I spent a year learning to dance I would be more attractive to mates. If I built myself a home that would be worth a look. If I could swim up a waterfall like a salmon that would for sure impress my preferred type of partner.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 31 minutes ago

If I could swim up a waterfall like a salmon that would for sure impress my preferred type of partner.

whom amongst us has not been so horny as to swim up a waterfall to fuck once and then die

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