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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 33 points 22 hours ago

Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.

Then find the bottle of green stuff.

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 21 points 21 hours ago

Then find the bottle of green stuff.

I don't know what workplace you're at, but mine isn't fancy enough for absinthe.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago
[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

That shit looks soo good! 😋🤤

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 19 hours ago

That's more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!

[-] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now

[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 20 hours ago

weren't you just gonna buy more yachts anyways, though?

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 19 hours ago

Gee, aren't yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?

[-] Flower@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Making it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it's times four. It's legit.

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