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[–] 48 points 4 months ago (28 children)

I've started to see what looks like an european version of the F150 called ford ranger in here in Italy. In fucking Florence of all places!

i mean, have you ever played Assassin's creed 2? THAT Florence, because the old part of the town is virtually identical. And you bring such a beast here? Mate, there are streets here that are too narrow for a bloody Smart! And you pretend to drive that here? You are just that dumb, right? How small and insecure must make your tiny dick feel to buy a fucking american truck to drive in a town like this?!

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago (20 children)

    The ranger is just another truck made by ford, not really a European specific thing. We see them here in the US. It’s smaller than the F150.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Though the current Ranger is pretty close to the size of an F-150 from the 90s. Rangers used to be small like the S10 Chevy or Mazda B2200.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (14 children)

    The F150 is BIGGER?! And here I was thinking you must be a special kind of idiot to buy that kind of truck... turns out there's an even specialer kind of idiot who buys an even bigger one...

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    Not saying it isn't an interesting visual representation but Jesus fucking Christ some consistency in the children height/distance would make for way better comparison.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    each child is the same height in each picture. the diagram shows how far they can be while still being invisible to the driver.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Well that makes more sense. Turns out I'm a big dumdum.

    Thanks!

    You can definitely tell I didn't even try to parse the numbers. Since it clearly states the 3yo child in my eyes would have been a 3m tall monster lol

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago* (8 children)

    Don’t look up the f-450 - f-650 line. 👀

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Why does that look so much like AI?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Good lord. At what point do we require a CDL to drive these things?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I think I saw some dipshit with one there last year. I just figured it was the kid of the owner is the local Ford dealership. Surely no one else would spend money on one and drive it into city center, other than for the spectacle alone... right? Surely this just one guy, right?

    What's funny is how relatively rare the VW Amarok is in Europe. Buy local for your shitkicker pickup truck!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The only Amaroks I've ever seen here in the Netherlands were military camo green.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Yeah, there was a Ford Ranger plant here in Minnesota. We couldn’t get someone to turn it back into a factory. Now, it’s turned into condos. And it seems like Boomers are the biggest buyers who are little bitches when we want a taproom for some reason.

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