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They're a product I can stand behind

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[-] Steve@communick.news 22 points 4 days ago

You stand on top of podiums.
You stand behind lecterns.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You stand to the right of clowns.

You stand to the left of jokers.

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Thank you for your service

this post was submitted on 28 May 2026

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