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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

This works depending on the cook.

If he is a good cook and knows how to work in a kitchen ... he doesn't get distracted and his first thought is on the food, the hot grill and things burning or catching on fire. He'll respond in an hour with a picture of a perfectly cooked sandwich

If he only cooks from time to time and doesn't care that much for cooking ... he is easily distracted and will burn his food with a simple text message. He'll send you an angry text back.

If he never cooks .. he's texting you right back with a meme reaction, 27 instagram posts, 12 tiktoks, 5 youtube shorts, and 10 angry political posts for twitter because you just set him off as he's sitting on the couch doom scrolling while eating a dozen grilled cheese sandwiches he ordered from Doordash

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

What if he's a cook but he also has unmedicated ADHD

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago

An unmedicated cook? Inconceivable.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm sorry to have to tell you this but cocaine isn't a pharmaceutical, buddy 🥲

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They're called "line" cooks for a reason!

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

It doesn't take an hour to make a grill cheese, or even half a side.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago

Clearly you are not a real cook.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Clearly you don't know how to make a grilled cheese.

[-] DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Clearly you've never made a gourmet grilled cheese.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

You're right it doesn't ... but if you're a good cook, you spend about half an hour preparing food, about ten / fifteen minutes actually cooking your food, ten minutes to prepare everything else, half an hour or more (depending on your company) eating and entertaining guests ... then another half an hour or more cleaning up and putting things away.

Working in the kitchen is more than just frying, boiling or baking the actual thing you are making ... you spend a lot of time preparing and a whole bunch of time after cleaning up.

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