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Taking risks... (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

How do I become a middle manager?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Gotta be just good enough at your job for the company to not want to get rid of you, but just bad enough at your job that they want to move you into another position.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You have to defeat the previous middle manager in Mortal Kombat! Then you must consume their brains to gain their departmental knowledge.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's alright he doesn't know anything. I literally sent him an email today and basically just told him what to do in it. He's useless.

I assume he does the paperwork or something because otherwise he has no point.

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2023
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