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Man, now everybody knows my secret to being able to drink water. It taste disgusting but if you imagine it's sweet sweet piss then suddenly everything's gravy.
Mmmmm, piss gravy 🤤 homer simpson drooling noises
That's basically me but imagine it with a beard and an erection.
I'll try not to...
Now I'm trying really hard not too, oh god!
It gets better. Now imagine it with the personality and vocalization of Ned Flanders.
"Ned Flanders" and "Erection" is breaking my brain right now 😵
It's going to get even crazier when you imagine those tight buns pounding that sweet wife to produce two children. He's a very passionate passionate individual.
And then imagine him pounding it to okily dokily. The official defunct neddle metal band.
Wasn't there an episode where Marge was thirsting after him and it turned out he was actually ripped?
I remember him being shredded in that being a running joke like the ski suit he's in. Don't remember too many details past that. I stopped watching The Simpsons decades ago.
Yeah I probably haven't watched an episode of the Simpsons since I graduated from highschool. It's not the kind of humor that interests me anymore. Nostalgic references once in a while are enough.
That applies to cartoons in general. Like, I can still vividly remember watching Futurama, but I can't actually think of a time I sat down and watched it since I was 18, which was over a decade ago...