I want mens underwear with these little bows. I want to feel pretty too but my junk needs room

Is it still skuomorphism if nobody knows what it's for or what it represents?

Personally, I wouldn't buy that maple syrup -- not because of the presence / absence of the handle, but because it's a screw-on top. I get Maple Syrup with a flip-top closure, so that dried syrup doesn't interfere with opening and closing the bottle.