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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/38083497

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/26/ai-cost-human-workers Uber's chief technology officer already blew through his full 2026 AI budget due to token costs, according to The Information.

Lol. Lmao even

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[-] ulterno@programming.dev 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

AI CEOs might end up doing better, you know?
At least better than the type of human CEOs that decide to go full AI.

[-] Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

It's been tried just to see off it could, like putting it in charge of a coffee shop. It's not going well.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 8 points 6 hours ago

Probably not, AI CEOs will be trained on data from how real CEOs work .. so AI CEOs will make all the same problems, with all the same gas lighting that they are doing a great job. Also the AI CEOs will be provided by megacorp models so you just know they will be biased to benefit the owner mega corp over all else.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

But they won't be trained on just human CEO data and that means they will easily be better. I think we should guillotine all CEOs and replace them with AI for a trial run for science and all that.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Sure, why not? We should probably do shareholders at the same time, they seem to be the ones forcing the CEOs to make such great decisions ..

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

The trouble with that, I feel, may lie in the subtle differences between

  • the CEO kind of psychopath: batshit unplugged for sure, no contest; just enough to make fucktons of money for far too few people, but not too cracked that they blow everything up, instead...

  • and, any given bot's penchant for going off the fucking' rails in record time, every time —which, unless you short the whole thing, makes the opposite of money.

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