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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/38083497

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/26/ai-cost-human-workers Uber's chief technology officer already blew through his full 2026 AI budget due to token costs, according to The Information.

Lol. Lmao even

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[–] 137 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait until they learn how much it costs to fix the mistakes made by Artificial Idiocy.

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  • [–] 64 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The AI craze among the Epstein class has revealed some indisputable facts in a way more obvious than ever before:

    1. The rich hate the poor and hold a genuine, malicious and sadistic desire to see them suffer and die. Its not just a consequence of their pursuit of money, it's an outright explicit goal
    2. The ruling class is abhorrently incompetent, increadibly lazy, and inconceivably stupid. There is no group of people less qualified to lead the world than the class of people who currently lead the world.
    3. There is no "things will change before they become irreversible". The ONLY answer is to eliminate the Epstein class. They will lead the world to Armageddon with a smile on their dead faces.
    4. Technology under capitalism doesn't become mainstream when it has sufficiently satisfied the problems it promises to solve. It becomes mainstream FAR before it is ready because the Epstein class thinks its magic.
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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    AI CEOs might end up doing better, you know?
    At least better than the type of human CEOs that decide to go full AI.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Probably not, AI CEOs will be trained on data from how real CEOs work .. so AI CEOs will make all the same problems, with all the same gas lighting that they are doing a great job. Also the AI CEOs will be provided by megacorp models so you just know they will be biased to benefit the owner mega corp over all else.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    But they won't be trained on just human CEO data and that means they will easily be better. I think we should guillotine all CEOs and replace them with AI for a trial run for science and all that.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    The trouble with that, I feel, may lie in the subtle differences between

    • the CEO kind of psychopath: batshit unplugged for sure, no contest; just enough to make fucktons of money for far too few people, but not too cracked that they blow everything up, instead...

    • and, any given bot's penchant for going off the fucking' rails in record time, every time —which, unless you short the whole thing, makes the opposite of money.

    🤭

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It's been tried just to see off it could, like putting it in charge of a coffee shop. It's not going well.

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