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[–] 70 points 3 months ago (22 children)

Is that really the best line? She has to leave to take advantage of it.

Maybe, “hey, how'd your husband's parole hearing go?”?

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  • [–] 113 points 3 months ago

    It makes it clear what the random girl is trying to do, and allows the girlfriend to reply with anything from “not yet, let’s take a break over there” to “yeah I’m ready let’s go”.

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  • [–] 83 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    How many times have you thought of the perfect response to someone hours after the fact?

    It’s good that she stepped in to offer help at all.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It's so common the French have a two (or four I don't speak French or apostrophe) words for it. L'esprit d'escalier. Wit of the step stack hallway.

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  • [+] -45 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    I guess we should just applaud?

    It's good she said something, I agree. She could also have said something better, and mine came after about 7 seconds, not hours.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I guess you're just much better at responses than this made up woman in this meme format. Congrats?

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  • [+] -22 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    My wit is but a pale shadow of this made up woman's courage.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    You just had to make it known to us all how much better you are than her.

    Applause all around.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago*

    "Hello my dear friend, your excessively muscular husband is outside asking for you. They won't let him in on account of the firearms he is carrying. Oh hello fine sir, I did not see you there, pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm an heiress of the McDonald laminate empire (no relation hahaha), and have a black belt in karatay, charmed I'm sure. We know each other (pointing at the woman)."

    I prefer this because it makes the physical threat more present and believable (and doubly so, bc of the inclusion of the black belt) while also establishing personal dominance.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    On one hand, there is a chance she would've wanted to accept the date and this would be blocking her.

    On the other hand, it's genuinely much more funny lmao.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    No, because if Girl A was interested she would have the option to turn down Girl B very easily.

    Girl B is giving Girl A the option for a clean out, which is all that is needed to help someone out of an awkward situation.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Nah, this reinforces the idea that men only ought to behave when there's another man to keep them "in line".

    Understandable when necessary for physical safety.

    I reckon that gym woman's original wording was perfect.

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