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[–] 57 points 4 months ago* (8 children)

The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That's why it's so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.

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