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[–] 96 points 4 months ago (10 children)

specifically Chinese women … people said that they had a vaginal canal that was like a corkscrew and it was really hard to get in there.

I think thats a uh.. duck.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Yes. Asian women are a witches, because they float like a duck and have corkscrew vagina like ducks and also feathers like ducks and all the things they say are really incomprehensible and just sounds like the same phoneme over and over again and are much shorter than us Europeans and their lips are really thin and long and firm and oh my god I think I need to break up with my girlfriend what have I done

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    No, its the other way. The duck penis is shaped like a corkscrew. But it also has a barb at the end, so when it pulls out, it rips open the female ducks genitals.

    The best word to describe duck sex is......horrific. Truely the stuff of nightmares. If you're ever in a meadow, and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun. That would put me in therapy.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    It’s both.

    It’s an evolutionary arms race, female ducks have clockwise spiraling vaginas with false pockets to stop male ducks who have counter clockwise corkscrew penises.

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