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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

To your point, I think if their natural predators were still around we'd also have a lot fewer children around.

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[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 4 points 31 minutes ago

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this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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