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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When a bunch of bills come out and I'm left with negative $28 in the bank until Friday.

this is fine dog house on fire meme

disclaimer: not asking for donations, just ranting and whining lol

Edit: swallowed my pride and asked Dad for help again. I wish I was dead ffs

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I will donate a poem.

Dog, fire, hat, cup.

Things are fucked up.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I give a haiku.

The cup of coffee is full.

It will be alright.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

How are you seeing me drinking my coffee rn ๐Ÿ‘€

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I installed a pinhole camera.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This means everything to me ๐Ÿ˜

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You'll be fine, you could buy 12kg of potatoes from Coles with that and still have $1 left over!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Oh I don't have $28; I have negative $28 lol. I'm thinking I'll create an onlyfans... seems like I might actually need a side hustle...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Oh, I missed the "negative" bit! That's a bit harder. Maybe you could set up an onlyfans with a live potato feed. That constant tension of never knowing exactly when the potato is going to be popped into the microwave and then consumed, it would draw tons of people in surely.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

there are definitely people who would pay to watch Spud eat a potato.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

sell your bathwater and old knickers ๐Ÿ‘

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