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Sleep (2026-05-09)
(thelemmy.club)
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sleep-2
Alt text
The real punchline comes later when he marries a person who loves him, has a good boss, is respected by his children, works at a rewarding job for 40 years, travels the world for 25 years, and dies in painless repose, surrounded by loved ones.
Bonus panel
only 8 hours? what joyous bliss.
i somehow need at least 9 hours, sometimes 10 or even 11, and if i try to get up too early my entire nervous system is completely out of wack so my brain is still half asleep and my muscles are weak and uncoordinated. Then at some point i've had enough sleep and i snap fully awake.
I've never had that state of being slightly groggy and yawning in the morning, i'm either falling back asleep on the toilet while taking the morning pee, or i won't be able to fall asleep again until after midnight.