56
submitted 2 months ago by iByteABit@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

At work we will soon be getting access to agentic AI that parses through our gigantic code base and burns through money for very simple requests.

What would be the best way to maliciously comply with the management's decision for AI usage to be an everyday thing you are expected to do without getting found out?

My idea is spamming the living shit out of the most expensive models for pointless tasks and then insisting that the result is wrong, and work in the meantime. Nobody can complain if my work is still good, but they will notice that the AI budget is not worth it and stop the hype train.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Are you measured by the number of API calls or overall token usage?

If the latter, do everything you can to stuff the context window with as much garbage as possible. Link in every MCP server under the sun, then make as many calls as you can using that thicc ass context window.

Add in redundant calls to the LLM server whereever possible.

For example, create git hooks to make LLM calls on pre-commit and pre-push. Then make those same calls in your CI/CD process. Make sure every new commit on a PR or feature branch causes every one of these to be re-run.

Every commit and CI workflow should trigger as many "tests" as possible. Some ideas:

  • Vulnerability "scan"
  • Changelog generator
  • Commit description improvement
  • Unit test generation
  • Integration test generation
  • Code style suggestions
  • Update the docs
  • Make a blog post describing the improvements this major/minor release.

For compounding effect, if you can manage it, stuff the output of every previous call into the context window of the next one to run.

To make sure you are credited with the usage, setup your editor to run an LSP that makes LLM calls whenever possible.

Run some on save, run some as a part of linting and static analysis checks, run some on every keystroke.

Make sure to stuff this crap in your editor's global config but only scoped to the paths associated with company projects. That way you get the increased token usage explicitly attributed to you without committing it to git and thus "sharing the credit" with all of your teammates. Still runs on the company projects without ruining your ability to quickly open random text files. Also, I would make sure to set a timeout on the LSP to prevent the AI nonsense from blocking real linters and tools, keeping your editor nice and responsive.

this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
56 points (98.3% liked)

askchapo

23299 readers
145 users here now

Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer ~~thought-provoking~~ questions.

Rules:

  1. Posts must ask a question.

  2. If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.

  3. Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.

  4. Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you're having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS