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[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 3 weeks ago

What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The same kind that equates horniness with ambition? 🤷🏻

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago

I think the plug saves him 4-5 hours of cranking it in the toilet.

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[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thanks to modern technology you don't even have to go to the toilet!

Just get one of these for your desk:

e: Also, you can solve cable routing issue by simply tunneling the cable through your hand:

[-] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Cyrus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Do you think we ever lived though?

[-] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

That depends entirely on whether you have something in your butt.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

do you not put the poop back in after you take it out?

[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You gotta let it out a little bit and then let it shlurp back up into your poop chute. Back and forth forever

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

ah yeah, the ole poop-n-slurp!

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] Cyrus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That is disgusting. You gotta eat it for zero waste. I personally season it with pee powder.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

moms urea powder was always the best!

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[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago
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