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[–] 82 points 3 months ago (1 child)

This just in: people will resort to any means necessary to eat. More at 10.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Remember kids, if you see someone shoplifting at the supermarket, no you didn't.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    one of the biggest grocery chains in australia just made $2B last FY. They'll be fine.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    Loss is calculated in anyhow. Unless they go out of their way there's no way to know what caused it - shoplifting, breakage, employees making themselves feel slightly better about their abysmal working conditions...

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Most of the people who work there don't even care if you're shoplifting.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Except for that one overzealous middle-manager who will immediately get irate as if you had insulted them personally, as they demand you go back to the register so an underpiad cashier can embarrassingly ring up every item so they know exactly how much you stole, and finish by entering your face into a 3rd party database that will flag you every time you walk in any other store that also utilizes this database.

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