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What was your "we have to leave now" moment? (lemmy.world)

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A favorite on /r/askreddit, or at least it seems that way to me.

I only have one, and it's not very entertaining.

I was on a bus going to work. A few stops before mine the bus gets cut off by another bus. The driver started yelling at the other driver then pulled over and got out of the bus to, I assume, escalate the conflict. We were near my stop anyway, so I got off before things could get hairy.

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[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This lady on the street wanted me to get her a Popeye's chicken sandwich, and she offered to pay me back with a blowjob.

That was a wild lunch break.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago

You left out the most important part! How was the head?

[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 39 points 3 months ago

Somehow, the less teeth they have, the more teeth you feel, so not great.

[-] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 19 points 3 months ago

teeth you feel,

I call the situation a bit risky when she's still hungry.

[-] hoch@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Popeyes is fire.

[-] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 8 points 3 months ago

people got into fights over those chicken sandwiches 😂

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 months ago

One time I was waiting for the bus and a homeless guy offered me a bj. I politely declined. He persisted and tried to convince me. Idk what his deal was, he didn't seem drunk or anything. It was the middle of the day too, like 3pm. People were around. Wierd

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Just a bro try'na help another bro out.

[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 1 points 3 months ago

For real? Were there cameras rolling? Damn, I hope the ride was uneventful for the remainder.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 months ago

It wasn't in the bus, it was at the bus stop. And yes that was the only wierd thing

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Did you buy her one? She must have been desperate.

[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 9 points 3 months ago

I did, but she wasn't there when I got back.

[-] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Eh, at least you got food for later.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Aww, shame. But great that you tried.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 3 months ago

Who hasn’t sucked dick for a chicken sandwich?

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago

Passing a chicken sandwich though the urethra sounds challenging...

Think I'll stick to KFC.

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