Hot take:
This article is probably on to something for guys who knee-jerk say that tofu is bad, (that disgust reaction also maps pretty nicely to conservative vs liberal views as a fun extra fact), but also... tofu is fine.
It is not great, it's not bad, it's fine. There are a few dishes I prefer it, and I like fish tofu and soft tofu for hot pot, but generally it's fine.
What I really think is that this article is picking a fight, and that's cool with me because tomorrow night I'm getting a dry aged wagyu ribeye for my birthday. I feel a little guilty about it, but I feel the same amount of guilty as I feel sorry for the insecure person who wrote this article as a burn.
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