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Fucking temu ads go to the link, no matter how dead-on you hit the damn thing with a stylus.
If you believe the ad I saw at work, Temu is having a closing down sale. :SeemsGood:
Remember to come back next year for our annual closing down sale... /s
Supposedly they're restructuring to serve all US orders from US warehouses and local suppliers. Not sure how well that'll work, but ok.