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[–] 140 points 4 months ago (7 children)

No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.

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    Im out there shootin tardigrades

    women floatin gonna get some babies made

    that's why I knew this rap was gonna be great

    I wacked off in space and now my commanders ...late...

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    This sounds like a Dracula Flow bit lmao

    "We out here shootin' tardigrades. Smokin' on that baby-back, third-degree, JB Weld, mega-millions Zaza. Shot a rope on the spacewalk and that bitch encircled the entire planet. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm twelve million years old, I left a brick on the moon back in the BC era. Don't fuck with me."

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