This sounds like a Dracula Flow bit lmao

"We out here shootin' tardigrades. Smokin' on that baby-back, third-degree, JB Weld, mega-millions Zaza. Shot a rope on the spacewalk and that bitch encircled the entire planet. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm twelve million years old, I left a brick on the moon back in the BC era. Don't fuck with me."