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[–] 132 points 4 months ago (3 children)

“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session… it finds its way,” Smyth replied.

Not buying it at all... I'm not saying it's impossible but the odds must be astronomical (no pun intended) just for one pregnancy... not even in a million years. Life finds a way, I know, but come on!

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  • [–] 140 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.

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    Im out there shootin tardigrades

    women floatin gonna get some babies made

    that's why I knew this rap was gonna be great

    I wacked off in space and now my commanders ...late...

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    This sounds like a Dracula Flow bit lmao

    "We out here shootin' tardigrades. Smokin' on that baby-back, third-degree, JB Weld, mega-millions Zaza. Shot a rope on the spacewalk and that bitch encircled the entire planet. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm twelve million years old, I left a brick on the moon back in the BC era. Don't fuck with me."

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