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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated (thelemmy.club)

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[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Better than ripping your arms off cause they’re sticking out, it’s put there to make you tuck your shoulders in but pilots who’ve ejected do have measurable spinal compression.

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