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Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system. (thelemmy.club)
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[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

The same reaction whenever I look at haskell. A "pure" language with an escape hatch that has a fancy name. Once you open the escape hatch, you can write entirely impure code in Haskell and never see a pure function in your life. So much for "pure".

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Same goes for rust and memory safety. What's your point?

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