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Just an old orange boy yawning on jeans
(thelemmy.club)
Fast facts:
- He is 13 years old.
- He was born orange. He is still orange.
- No clothes placed on the bed are safe.
- Failed escape attempts: 21,372.
- Successful escape attempts: 2.
- His humans think his yawns are hilarious.
- They love taking his picture when he yawns.
- He weighs ~6 kg on a vet's scale.
- He weighs as much as a Panzer on your chest.
- He cuddly.
- He has never used gen AI.
That is all for now.
Not his turn with the brain cell that day, I take it.