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Moving to rust
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This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
3 billion
Devices Run Java
3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
Proof of stability!
Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now ...
Don't you think, that's enough already?
At least one to many in my opinion.
And no more than that. There's a queue now...
Except next to pools, no one should run there
Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones
You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
Not exactly the same thing, but…
https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
Scratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!
Python, for badassness.
I think you meant perl.
The entire system is going to be regex.
That's the genius of it
Better yet: bash. If you can read the code, then someone didn't do their job properly!
Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.