The Problem

Ordering food is an inherently embarrassing experience. It requires us to vocalize our wants and desires to a server or cashier- an act that exposes our vulnerabilities (bad). This process is immature and childish, as it involves explicitly stating what we need or want, rather than simply accepting what is given to us like a grown up.

The Implication

When we order food, we are not only stating what we want, but also implicitly stating what we don't want. This is the behavior of a baby. Aww, does da widdle baby have pwefwences?. Pathetic. By doing this, we demonstrate a severe lack of self-respect.

The Exception

There is, however, one notable exception that cannot go unmentioned: ramen. Ramen (asian) is sexy, and it's okay to want it. Cultural influences have made it acceptable to express desire for this particular food. You'll surely find, with any amount of concerted effort, that one cannot express their desires for anything but ramen without feeling embarrassed. Ramen is simply an exception to the rule.

Extrapolation

Dipping foods into sauces or dips is especially problematic. Dips are just extra flavor, and by using them, let alone requesting them, we are effectively saying that the food itself is not flavorful enough for us. This is equivalent to a toddler needing bright colors and fun sounds to focus. Even the act of dipping is obviously embarrassing in itself- this needs no explanation.

Conclusion

The act of expressing our desires has significant consequences. It makes us feel embarrassed, vulnerable, and childish. By avoiding the expression of desire, we can maintain our maturity and avoid feelings of shame.

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