▲ 707 ▼ The original Lemmy shitpost (thelemmy.club) submitted 5 months ago by bootleg@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 99 comments fedilink hide all child comments The post got deleted later on, and sadly the Wayback machine was unable to capture all the comments: https://web.archive.org/web/20230629152756/https://lemmy.world/post/440073
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 108 points 5 months ago (5 children) I was there man. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] rando@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 months ago Feels like it was only yesterday permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 months ago (1 child) So was I. Although my account back then was on a now dead instance. 😔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 11 points 5 months ago (1 child) I think I was on kbin.social permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (2 children) I was on feddit.de (RIF). Are the bins even with us anymore? Don't think i have seen them in a while. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago (2 children) The poster you're replying to is on a bin, lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago Yeah, Fedia.io and kbin.earth are probably the two biggest. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 point 5 months ago lmao I was only shown the name, no instance. But good to know those are still around. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) the end of feddit.de is surely a cautionary tale by now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Do tell. Bitte. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago There was once a lone server admin who ran the show and but everything was good. Then people came, we don't tell from where, and the users and amount of posts increases, the lone server admin no longer could handle all of that themself and asked some mods to co-admin the instance. Everything was good again Then the server admin took a well deserved vacation, to an unknown location. But the co admins could handle the administrative stuff. Everything seemed good. Then bugs were detected. Updates were needed. Harddisks ran full. The dreaded /pictrs issue arose and caused PTSD. Required keys and permissions were not granted to the co admins. But hope remains that the server admin returns from their vacation... they never returned... the migration to a new instance was costly, the fate of that server admin? shrouded in mysteries. disclaimer I suck at story telling in a non native language. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 11 points 5 months ago (3 children) I remember it but I don't remember the ending permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago (2 children) IIRC OP disappeared, without an update. The most sane guess I read was that they were going to the Hajj, the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, they live in tents during that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) But why couldn't he poop during that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Some psychological reasons? There are people who can only poop at home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 point 5 months ago Ah true I didn't think of that permalink fedilink source parent [–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) OP commented cheerfully on all the memes about him, but still refused to elaborate. Then he disappeared for the week, as expected. I can't remember for sure, but I thought I recalled him returning briefly asking for advice on dealing with severe constipation, getting annoyed that everyone still only wanted to talk about how his week went and what the hell this was all about, and then he disappeared for good. I assume he's likely still around under a new identity and he just sighs and clicks away every time this is brought up again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Oh. I could've sworn there was an ending, maybe I'm remembering the constipation part permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Maybe? Can't go back and look because the account was deleted. I could have easily missed or even forgotten any additional details. Heck, I recently had to be reminded it was 3 days and not a whole week, so don't put to much trust in my memory. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Its all good man, no worries. I'm probably misremembering permalink fedilink source parent [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) I don't think there was one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Bummer permalink fedilink source parent [–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 10 points 5 months ago* I was there, Bootleg. I was there 3 thousand years ago. I was there the day the patience of Lemmy failed. I mean, come on mizu6079, just tell us why you need to avoid pooping for that long! But yeah, that happened right after I started using Lemmy. I'd been commenting for less than a week, and my first post was a "Chewy, we're home" meme about how all the memes on the topic made me feel as a new user. That account's long dead now, but apparently lemmy.world still has my post https://lemmy.world/post/560966. Federation is neat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago i remember. I think that was one of my first days. I had helpfully unhelpful advice, like DONT DO IT MAN or EAT CORN if i know me permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rando@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 months ago Feels like it was only yesterday permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 months ago (1 child) So was I. Although my account back then was on a now dead instance. 😔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 11 points 5 months ago (1 child) I think I was on kbin.social permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (2 children) I was on feddit.de (RIF). Are the bins even with us anymore? Don't think i have seen them in a while. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago (2 children) The poster you're replying to is on a bin, lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago Yeah, Fedia.io and kbin.earth are probably the two biggest. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 point 5 months ago lmao I was only shown the name, no instance. But good to know those are still around. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) the end of feddit.de is surely a cautionary tale by now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Do tell. Bitte. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago There was once a lone server admin who ran the show and but everything was good. Then people came, we don't tell from where, and the users and amount of posts increases, the lone server admin no longer could handle all of that themself and asked some mods to co-admin the instance. Everything was good again Then the server admin took a well deserved vacation, to an unknown location. But the co admins could handle the administrative stuff. Everything seemed good. Then bugs were detected. Updates were needed. Harddisks ran full. The dreaded /pictrs issue arose and caused PTSD. Required keys and permissions were not granted to the co admins. But hope remains that the server admin returns from their vacation... they never returned... the migration to a new instance was costly, the fate of that server admin? shrouded in mysteries. disclaimer I suck at story telling in a non native language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 11 points 5 months ago (1 child) I think I was on kbin.social permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (2 children) I was on feddit.de (RIF). Are the bins even with us anymore? Don't think i have seen them in a while. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago (2 children) The poster you're replying to is on a bin, lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago Yeah, Fedia.io and kbin.earth are probably the two biggest. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 point 5 months ago lmao I was only shown the name, no instance. But good to know those are still around. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) the end of feddit.de is surely a cautionary tale by now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Do tell. Bitte. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago There was once a lone server admin who ran the show and but everything was good. Then people came, we don't tell from where, and the users and amount of posts increases, the lone server admin no longer could handle all of that themself and asked some mods to co-admin the instance. Everything was good again Then the server admin took a well deserved vacation, to an unknown location. But the co admins could handle the administrative stuff. Everything seemed good. Then bugs were detected. Updates were needed. Harddisks ran full. The dreaded /pictrs issue arose and caused PTSD. Required keys and permissions were not granted to the co admins. But hope remains that the server admin returns from their vacation... they never returned... the migration to a new instance was costly, the fate of that server admin? shrouded in mysteries. disclaimer I suck at story telling in a non native language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (2 children) I was on feddit.de (RIF). Are the bins even with us anymore? Don't think i have seen them in a while. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago (2 children) The poster you're replying to is on a bin, lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago Yeah, Fedia.io and kbin.earth are probably the two biggest. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 point 5 months ago lmao I was only shown the name, no instance. But good to know those are still around. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) the end of feddit.de is surely a cautionary tale by now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Do tell. Bitte. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago There was once a lone server admin who ran the show and but everything was good. Then people came, we don't tell from where, and the users and amount of posts increases, the lone server admin no longer could handle all of that themself and asked some mods to co-admin the instance. Everything was good again Then the server admin took a well deserved vacation, to an unknown location. But the co admins could handle the administrative stuff. Everything seemed good. Then bugs were detected. Updates were needed. Harddisks ran full. The dreaded /pictrs issue arose and caused PTSD. Required keys and permissions were not granted to the co admins. But hope remains that the server admin returns from their vacation... they never returned... the migration to a new instance was costly, the fate of that server admin? shrouded in mysteries. disclaimer I suck at story telling in a non native language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago (2 children) The poster you're replying to is on a bin, lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago Yeah, Fedia.io and kbin.earth are probably the two biggest. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 point 5 months ago lmao I was only shown the name, no instance. But good to know those are still around. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago Yeah, Fedia.io and kbin.earth are probably the two biggest. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 point 5 months ago lmao I was only shown the name, no instance. But good to know those are still around. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) the end of feddit.de is surely a cautionary tale by now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Do tell. Bitte. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago There was once a lone server admin who ran the show and but everything was good. Then people came, we don't tell from where, and the users and amount of posts increases, the lone server admin no longer could handle all of that themself and asked some mods to co-admin the instance. Everything was good again Then the server admin took a well deserved vacation, to an unknown location. But the co admins could handle the administrative stuff. Everything seemed good. Then bugs were detected. Updates were needed. Harddisks ran full. The dreaded /pictrs issue arose and caused PTSD. Required keys and permissions were not granted to the co admins. But hope remains that the server admin returns from their vacation... they never returned... the migration to a new instance was costly, the fate of that server admin? shrouded in mysteries. disclaimer I suck at story telling in a non native language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Do tell. Bitte. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago There was once a lone server admin who ran the show and but everything was good. Then people came, we don't tell from where, and the users and amount of posts increases, the lone server admin no longer could handle all of that themself and asked some mods to co-admin the instance. Everything was good again Then the server admin took a well deserved vacation, to an unknown location. But the co admins could handle the administrative stuff. Everything seemed good. Then bugs were detected. Updates were needed. Harddisks ran full. The dreaded /pictrs issue arose and caused PTSD. Required keys and permissions were not granted to the co admins. But hope remains that the server admin returns from their vacation... they never returned... the migration to a new instance was costly, the fate of that server admin? shrouded in mysteries. disclaimer I suck at story telling in a non native language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago There was once a lone server admin who ran the show and but everything was good. Then people came, we don't tell from where, and the users and amount of posts increases, the lone server admin no longer could handle all of that themself and asked some mods to co-admin the instance. Everything was good again Then the server admin took a well deserved vacation, to an unknown location. But the co admins could handle the administrative stuff. Everything seemed good. Then bugs were detected. Updates were needed. Harddisks ran full. The dreaded /pictrs issue arose and caused PTSD. Required keys and permissions were not granted to the co admins. But hope remains that the server admin returns from their vacation... they never returned... the migration to a new instance was costly, the fate of that server admin? shrouded in mysteries. disclaimer I suck at story telling in a non native language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 11 points 5 months ago (3 children) I remember it but I don't remember the ending permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago (2 children) IIRC OP disappeared, without an update. The most sane guess I read was that they were going to the Hajj, the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, they live in tents during that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) But why couldn't he poop during that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Some psychological reasons? There are people who can only poop at home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 point 5 months ago Ah true I didn't think of that permalink fedilink source parent [–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) OP commented cheerfully on all the memes about him, but still refused to elaborate. Then he disappeared for the week, as expected. I can't remember for sure, but I thought I recalled him returning briefly asking for advice on dealing with severe constipation, getting annoyed that everyone still only wanted to talk about how his week went and what the hell this was all about, and then he disappeared for good. I assume he's likely still around under a new identity and he just sighs and clicks away every time this is brought up again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Oh. I could've sworn there was an ending, maybe I'm remembering the constipation part permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Maybe? Can't go back and look because the account was deleted. I could have easily missed or even forgotten any additional details. Heck, I recently had to be reminded it was 3 days and not a whole week, so don't put to much trust in my memory. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Its all good man, no worries. I'm probably misremembering permalink fedilink source parent [–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) I don't think there was one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Bummer permalink fedilink source parent
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago (2 children) IIRC OP disappeared, without an update. The most sane guess I read was that they were going to the Hajj, the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, they live in tents during that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) But why couldn't he poop during that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Some psychological reasons? There are people who can only poop at home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 point 5 months ago Ah true I didn't think of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) But why couldn't he poop during that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Some psychological reasons? There are people who can only poop at home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 point 5 months ago Ah true I didn't think of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Some psychological reasons? There are people who can only poop at home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 point 5 months ago Ah true I didn't think of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 point 5 months ago Ah true I didn't think of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child) OP commented cheerfully on all the memes about him, but still refused to elaborate. Then he disappeared for the week, as expected. I can't remember for sure, but I thought I recalled him returning briefly asking for advice on dealing with severe constipation, getting annoyed that everyone still only wanted to talk about how his week went and what the hell this was all about, and then he disappeared for good. I assume he's likely still around under a new identity and he just sighs and clicks away every time this is brought up again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Oh. I could've sworn there was an ending, maybe I'm remembering the constipation part permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Maybe? Can't go back and look because the account was deleted. I could have easily missed or even forgotten any additional details. Heck, I recently had to be reminded it was 3 days and not a whole week, so don't put to much trust in my memory. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Its all good man, no worries. I'm probably misremembering permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (1 child) Oh. I could've sworn there was an ending, maybe I'm remembering the constipation part permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Maybe? Can't go back and look because the account was deleted. I could have easily missed or even forgotten any additional details. Heck, I recently had to be reminded it was 3 days and not a whole week, so don't put to much trust in my memory. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Its all good man, no worries. I'm probably misremembering permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 point 5 months ago (1 child) Maybe? Can't go back and look because the account was deleted. I could have easily missed or even forgotten any additional details. Heck, I recently had to be reminded it was 3 days and not a whole week, so don't put to much trust in my memory. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Its all good man, no worries. I'm probably misremembering permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Its all good man, no worries. I'm probably misremembering permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago (1 child) I don't think there was one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago Bummer permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 10 points 5 months ago* I was there, Bootleg. I was there 3 thousand years ago. I was there the day the patience of Lemmy failed. I mean, come on mizu6079, just tell us why you need to avoid pooping for that long! But yeah, that happened right after I started using Lemmy. I'd been commenting for less than a week, and my first post was a "Chewy, we're home" meme about how all the memes on the topic made me feel as a new user. That account's long dead now, but apparently lemmy.world still has my post https://lemmy.world/post/560966. Federation is neat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago i remember. I think that was one of my first days. I had helpfully unhelpful advice, like DONT DO IT MAN or EAT CORN if i know me permalink fedilink source parent
