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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Checked every box, passing them on to the next generation. Missed a couple:

Get any on you? - after a belch.

Pull my finger

[-] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

We've normalized saying "bless you" after a good burp lol

My wife cannot abide me asking my son to pull my finger so I save that for when she's not around.

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