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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] balthazarsnakewizard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Where does that land on the Waffle House Index?

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A code red on the waffle house index would imply the resturant is gone. Clearly the teleporter is still working so it cant be that bad.

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