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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

so about lizard blood. do i have to eat the lizard blood or get the lizard blood on me to become immune to limeys

i have a fight with a british man in six hours so it's somewhat urgent

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no… it’s been 12 hrs…

You alright?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You alright?

i mean this is me we're talking about.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, no, that part actually means you need to have lizard ancestry. A common misconception.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

fuck. i merely tried injecting ground lizard tail. i, uh, had an interesting few hours.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

That could still work. Depends on where you injected it.

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