How about

• reinventing trains but worse
• rocketing amount of space launches filling up junk
• we deliver everything but once we take over it'll all be crap rip off products (for slave wages)
• we deliver any food by people who can't drive (for slave wages)
• we'll create algorithms to enforce society divisions and hurt mental health of children
• we'll take over a popular platform and make it even more disgusting and fascist