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[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

I'm 45 and I have ~$10k in savings.

I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I was going to flex on how I had more savings and youth than you but I blinked and it was gone.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

If I didn't have Medicaid there would be no savings at all

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie...

[-] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Well I'm a loser

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

You're not.

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