957
Avocado toast is out. Rotisserie chicken is in. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
260 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

https://xcancel.com/BoringBiz_/status/2021930685368254749

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 50 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Costco rotisserie chicken is to die for. I mean, literally. Motherfuckers waiting in line for that shit and don't you dare walk in front of the line when they start putting them in the case, you'll get killed.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
    •
  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
    •
  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    isn't this the free pastrami for jewish people guy?

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
    •
  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    “I’ve been eating Rotisserie Chickens at Costco everyday, one a day, for the last 25 years. It all started when Costco came to New York in the 90s, the first one was in Staten Island.”

    But then he goes off the deep end about “LED light poisoning”

    https://oldjewishmen.substack.com/p/the-story-behind-the-viral-costco

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
    •
  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    So... he thinks the laser "infects" his chicken, indirectly giving him "laser poisoning"... So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt?

    Are... are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat?

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent