▲ 957 ▼ Avocado toast is out. Rotisserie chicken is in. (thelemmy.club) submitted 6 months ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works 260 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://xcancel.com/BoringBiz_/status/2021930685368254749
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 36 points 6 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 6 months ago (2 children) isn't this the free pastrami for jewish people guy? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (1 child) “I’ve been eating Rotisserie Chickens at Costco everyday, one a day, for the last 25 years. It all started when Costco came to New York in the 90s, the first one was in Staten Island.” But then he goes off the deep end about “LED light poisoning” https://oldjewishmen.substack.com/p/the-story-behind-the-viral-costco permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago So... he thinks the laser "infects" his chicken, indirectly giving him "laser poisoning"... So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt? Are... are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 6 months ago (2 children) isn't this the free pastrami for jewish people guy? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (1 child) “I’ve been eating Rotisserie Chickens at Costco everyday, one a day, for the last 25 years. It all started when Costco came to New York in the 90s, the first one was in Staten Island.” But then he goes off the deep end about “LED light poisoning” https://oldjewishmen.substack.com/p/the-story-behind-the-viral-costco permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago So... he thinks the laser "infects" his chicken, indirectly giving him "laser poisoning"... So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt? Are... are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (1 child) “I’ve been eating Rotisserie Chickens at Costco everyday, one a day, for the last 25 years. It all started when Costco came to New York in the 90s, the first one was in Staten Island.” But then he goes off the deep end about “LED light poisoning” https://oldjewishmen.substack.com/p/the-story-behind-the-viral-costco permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago So... he thinks the laser "infects" his chicken, indirectly giving him "laser poisoning"... So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt? Are... are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago So... he thinks the laser "infects" his chicken, indirectly giving him "laser poisoning"... So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt? Are... are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat? permalink fedilink source parent
