For some reason, my wife has bought me a vial of hyaluronic acid and a syringe for St. Valentine's Day. (lemmy.world)

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[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hmmm.. motives unclear. Could be either to give you more luscious, full lips, soothe your arthritic knees, or accellerate the growth of a malignant tumor.

(Edit) Wait, are you by chance a professional long distance ski jumper?

https://gizmodo.com/the-olympics-may-have-a-penis-problem-thanks-to-ski-jumping-2000718878

[-] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Or possibly ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45735061

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

It is designed to increase a man's flaccid girth

I don't understand the point then.

[-] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It was a joke?

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I'm talking about the procedure described in the article. It's £3000 but all it does is make your soft dick girthier, which is pretty pointless? Surely you'd want it to be bigger when it's erect.