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Omg. Thats my SO. I can use like two squares at a time, unless it’s a big shit, but i swear she uses half a roll every time she take a piss.
I bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we've one through like 3 a year.
How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?
Real pros just need 1 sheet: https://youtu.be/W7sSWVzgaHo
The ancient art of origami
Donald is so awesome he doesn't use any.
Fancy 16-ply toilet paper. That's why they're so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.
If your SO is considerate as it sounds, not all that tp goes to wiping, just saying.
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