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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago

Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but they'll miss and then that'll be a distraction from stealing the midterms

[-] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

You're just too scared of getting even more evidence that our glorious god king heals faster than wolverine, like that time his ear and 37% of his head got shot off, and then the next day he played a perfect round of golf and cured cancer!

(Have to add /s, because that actually sounds like something a magat would say with a dead straight face... ๐Ÿ˜’ )

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Best I can do is bomb Venezuela.

[-] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 2 days ago

Or at least shit on the president.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Just like Call of Duty. So cool, huh?

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Call of doody?

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yes, dumping a dump truck of shit on him. Great idea. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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