Even that would be superior to whatever it is you're bringing... after all, I can't be confident you're even fully capable of bowel control, due to the vast amounts of contraband narcotics all coiners habitually consume!

Donald Trump is one of the biggest coiners around, and he shit his pants on live TV the other day! And that's not the first time that's happened! You really expect me to believe some random fucko from lemmy.world is any better off? Especially if they're this deep in the bitcoin hog trough???